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stephen colbert’s advent calendar | december twenty-fifth

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stephen colbert’s advent calendar | december twenty-fourth

Hey, kids!

8 months ago 123 notes
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stephen colbert’s advent calendar | december twenty-third

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stephen colbert’s advent calendar | december twenty-second

You don’t wanna pull any muscles when opening your Christmas gifts, so be sure to practice beforehand by opening other people’s gifts.

8 months ago 36 notes
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stephen colbert’s advent calendar | december twenty-first

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Song: Jingle Man Christmas Boy
Artist: Stephen Colbert
Album: A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift Of All!
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stephen colbert’s advent calendar | december twentieth 

9 months ago 84 notes
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stephen colbert’s advent calendar | december nineteenth

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stephen colbert’s advent calendar | december eighteenth 

Only one week left to get that Christmas shopping done. Might I suggest a great gift? More copies of this DVD. It’s a perfect gift for anyone. I mean, let’s face it—

9 months ago 18 notes
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stephen colbert’s advent calendar | december seventeenth

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stephen colbert’s advent calendar | december sixteenth

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stephen colbert’s advent calendar | december fifteen

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stephen colbert’s advent calendar | december fourteenth

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stephen colbert’s advent calendar | december thirteenth

Hey, Prancer, cut the prancin’! Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think some light in the hooves caribou should be visiting every child in America. What sort of example does that set?

9 months ago 37 notes
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stephen colbert’s advent calendar | december twelfth 

If the baby Jesus decides to come by my studio to be reborn, I do not have a manger. But I can offer my eagle’s nest. Stephen Jr isn’t using it right now, cause he’s setting out for the winter patrolling the Mexican border. This is all I can offer the baby Jesus, for there is no room at my studio.

Well, there’s the green room, which has a nice comfy couch and a snack tray. But that’s reserved for my guests.

9 months ago 32 notes
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stephen colbert’s advent calendar | december eleventh

Remember, when you’re making a star for the top of the tree—

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